[Jazzy hold music begins, interspersed with:]

Did you know that you can find the answers to many frequently asked questions on the network? It's easy and fun!

[Another thirty seconds of hold music, followed abruptly by]

Thank you for waiting. You have reached Senator Shockwave. Unfortunately, I am currently unavailable or unable to reach my datapad. Please leave your contact information and a short message at the tone and I return it at my earliest convenience.

Thank you and goodbye. [BEEP]

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